"Yo...I'm the Super..."

You haven't experienced New York, until you've dealt with your "Super" (Superintendent). "Super's" are those fun-loving guys / gals who lovingly tend to the garbage, clean the hallways and staircases, attend to basic electrical and plumbing issues and other such things in most of New York's 'older-style' (sic) 'Brownstones'. Usually you can expect your "Super" to be angry and disdainful, well-versed in the "Superintendent's book of theology" - with answers to all of the worlds' problems. Anyway...cheers to 'Richie'